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Engineers are the most worthless class of people I have ever known. I would never
hire another Engineer. All they do is sit around and think how great they are that
they passed some tough classes in College. I need problem solvers out here in the
real world. I need people that can use logic and creativity at the same time.
Engineers solve problems recklessly and without concern for the future. If I was
going to be plugged into a life support system, I'd make sure the logic behind the
machine was created by a Computer Scientist. That way I'd know I have a much
better chance of survival.
With the invention of the general purpose computer, engineers have been struggling
to find their place in life. The sad thing is most of them end up taking our blue
collar shit jobs that us Computer Scientist don't want--like writing websites, or
maintaining someone else's code-- These jobs are perfect for Engineers because they
can operate like robots doing tedious tasks and not having to think.
The demand for solving math equations, building specific pieces of hardware, or
researching better ways to transmit signals is just not there anymore. And if you
say that's not what engineers do, then I apologize because no Engineer has ever been
able to tell me what exactly they do. In fact, the only answer you'll get from an
Engineer is that whatever they are working on isn't what they do. Engineers are a
bunch of chickens running around with their heads cut off.
If you Engineers think you'll be designing the next processor for Intel, think again,
you got the same chance to be selected on NASA's next moon mission. And speaking of
the moon, who do you think made it possible to land the LIM3 on it? It wasn't those
puppets Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, it was a team of computer scientists that
deserve the credit for designing software that was ahead of its time.
The main thing I can't stand about engineers is they smell.
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